I Maybe Have a Superpower in My Hand

...the problem is I can't figure out how it works. It appears to be heat activated (not burned, but like using it to hold the handle of the pan you're currently scrambling eggs in.) and it actually hurts a lot. It probably only hurts because I can't figure out how to use it. Yeah, that's it.

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