EGG
By Shelby Michalek
By Shelby Michalek
Broken toilets suck
Effectively can’t be used
For more than sitting
Effectively can’t be used
For more than sitting
A broken spine hurts
But mostly for you, not me
It’s your spine, not mine!
But mostly for you, not me
It’s your spine, not mine!
Broken cups will leak
Don’t put the coffee in one.
Bring me a towel.
Don’t put the coffee in one.
Bring me a towel.
Broken phones won’t call
But working phones sometimes don’t.
Push the buttons, geez!
But working phones sometimes don’t.
Push the buttons, geez!
Your
computer broke.
I said don’t click that link, duh.
Now you have malware.
I said don’t click that link, duh.
Now you have malware.
Her heart is broken
Because he left her lonely
Empty chatrooms suck.
Because he left her lonely
Empty chatrooms suck.
My car is broken
Well not really, just needs gas
Quik Trip, gas, candy.
Well not really, just needs gas
Quik Trip, gas, candy.
This poem is
broken
Because I’m out of ideas
Goodnight haiku. Egg.
Because I’m out of ideas
Goodnight haiku. Egg.